Hallelujah, It's Raining Ducks

Posted May 16, 2019 by Ric Pryor

In terms of both name and gameplay, Kamikaze Ducks is a fake video game played by a Saturday morning cartoon character made real.

Kamikaze Ducks for the Commodore 64

File Under: Ducks

Atari VCS Ad #10: Thor

Posted May 14, 2019 by Ric Pryor

Publicly at least, Atari insists they are still working on the VCS. Privately, I assume they're waiting for the hype they created to die down so they can slink off and pretend none of this ever happened.

File Under: Ataribox

Pac-Man vs. the Goblin Horde

Posted May 12, 2019 by Ric Pryor

Hero Quest: Pac-Man Edition never made it beyond the prototype stage

Little known fact - Hoping to make a last few dollars from their Pac-Man license in the early 1990's, Milton Bradley designed a crossover with the then mildly successful Hero Quest franchise. Unfortunately, Pac Quest never made it beyond the prototype stage.

File Under: Ghosts and/or Goblins

Never Judge a Game By Its Monkey

Posted May 5, 2019 by Ric Pryor

Coleco did not produce intentionally poor arcade ports for the Atari 2600. Anyone who tells you they did has only played Donkey Kong and has based their judgement almost entirely on the infamously gingerbread man-esque appearance of the game's primate antagonist.

If only Coleco had released this version of Donkey Kong, the crash wouldn't have happened.

Next time someone tries to feed you that tired old urban myth, show them this screen shot. The only thing that has been changed is the Donkey Kong sprite. They will no doubt be blown away by how much more like the arcade game this version is than Coleco's and possibly even exclaim that if this game had been released instead, the Great Video Game Crash would never have happened.

File Under: Gorillas

Biff Goes Full Biff

Posted September 8, 2018 by Ric Pryor

Have you ever had to deal with one of those guys who can't go two minutes without reminding you why he thinks you should think he's important? What am I saying? Of course you have. You're on the internet right now.

He's the Biffiest

File Under: Biffs
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