You Are Standing in a Field of Unkept Promises
Posted May 22, 2019 by Ric Pryor

In the twelve months since Atari collected over three million dollars in "pre-orders" for the VCS, they have produced exactly zero consoles.
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Posted May 21, 2019 by Ric Pryor
After one year and three million dollars, Atari today announced they have added a second fire button to the VCS Classic Joystick.

At this rate, we should see an actual working console sometime around autumn 2061.
File Under: AtariboxNo Score Is Safe From Him
Posted May 20, 2019 by Ric Pryor
Some days Bumblebee likes to forget about the war with the Decepticons and go after the house high on Ms. Pac-Man

Atari in the Media: Retro Gamer
Posted May 19, 2019 by Ric Pryor
At the rate things are going, by the time Atari finally releases the new VCS it'll already be old enough for Retro Gamer Magazine to do a feature story on it.

Maybe It Is Rocket Science After All
Posted May 18, 2019 by Ric Pryor
Champ Games has figured out how to make Galaga work on the Atari 2600.

Present day Atari, meanwhile, can't seem to figure out how to shove a Raspberry Pi into a case.

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